are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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