Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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