Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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