so explain again why im purple
no
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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