Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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