I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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