the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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