Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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