Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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