I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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