Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm at about main and main street
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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