is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
