Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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