just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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