I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize