You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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