I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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