well you can't waste a boner
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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