Sponge bath it is.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
