got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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