At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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