Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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