so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
