we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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