Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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