Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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