there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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