Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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