Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Randomize
