is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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