All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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