He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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