nut hugger
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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