am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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