Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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