Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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