My Higher Power is John Stamos
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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