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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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