You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just cut my nipple shaving
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
