i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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