this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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