Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You may now shotgun with the bride
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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