see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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