who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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