is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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