ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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