Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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