There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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