But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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