i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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