belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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