Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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