I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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