I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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