Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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