How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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