Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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